- Her: Are you going to stick it in me again later?
- Me: That's not very romantic.
- Her: We could light a candle.
Thought Catalog: The 10 Ages You’ll Have in Your Twenties
As best I could reconstruct from witness accounts, the stranger had stopped to purchase a cup of tea at the market. After handing over his money, he clasped the vendor’s hand. The tea seller felt an electric tingling course through his body and immediately sensed that his penis had shrunk to a size smaller than that of a baby’s. His yells quickly drew a crowd. Somehow in the fray a second man fell victim as well. Missing Pieces: Africa’s genital-stealing crime wave hits the country side.
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